Ok...so I thought you ladies would appreciate two funny poop stories...(note: my DS is EBF, so you know how explosive that can be, lol)

"Poop and Poop Again"

Ok, so the other day, DS is sitting in his Bumbo when I hear him poo (it is almost always loud). Usually, I wait a few minutes to make sure he is finished, but lately he has been leaking, so I took him to the changing pad almost immediately. Well, I got his diaper off and started to wipe him off, when he decided he wasn't finished yet. I quickly caught the liquid poo in my hand (Oh, the joys of motherhood) and got us both cleaned up again and put on a fresh diaper. He had gotten a little spot on his onesie, so I turned around to his dresser to grab a new one, and he erupted again. I couldn't believe it. Cleaned him, put on a new diaper, changed the onesie and put his overalls back on, and took him back into the dining room and put him in his Bumbo again. Less than a minute later...you guessed it, he pooped again. I took him BACK to the changing table, opened the diaper....

...and he PEED on me.

I ended up having to change his outfit again, and he was very upset with me. I don't think he knew what was going on, LOL!



"Oh, POOP!"

So, yesterday morning, DH got up to get ready for work (which is way earlier than I cared to be up after a long day of working and mothering, by the way) and DS started fussing. At first, I thought DH had woken him, and I was not thrilled (I later discovered his tummy must have been hurting). He sleeps in bed with us (long story involving necessity when he was first born and us living with our BIL and having little/no space for his crib) so I picked him up and was trying to comfort him while sitting in bed. Suddenly, he let out a loud BM that shook my hand (which was under his bottom). I thought, "Well, I'll see if he's done" (thinking I'd learned a lesson from the previous story). The thought had barely left my mind when I felt something warm on my stomach. I panicked, and said something along the lines of "Are you kidding me?!?!" as I lept out of bed, running toward the changing table. I quickly put DS down and buckled him in, and went to the bathroom. DH was in the shower and wasn't too amused by my story (he was in a bad mood that morning). My shirt only had a small spot on the bottom edge, but my pajama pants were soaked in poo down to my knee! It had even soaked through to my undies!! (MAJOR EEW FACTOR!) I cleaned myself up and changed into fresh pj's and got DS cleaned up (there was poo all over him and he insisted on putting his hands and feet into it, so that every time I got something clean, something else was gross, lol! Oh, and yeah, it got on the sheets too, so I had to change those. I can't believe it got everywhere that fast! After we got all cleaned up and the sheets were changed, I let DS play under the covers (he loves to chew on the blanket) and played with him until he was ready to eat and go back to sleep (no way was I getting up that early, especially after that!)



Here's a pic of the little rascal in the infamous Bumbo:



I'm starting to believe he thinks the Bumbo is a toilet or something b/c he almost always poos when he sits in it, lol...I have a very advanced 4 mo. old!

So tomorrow my DH and our friend will be going to apply for a loan to get a second branch of the coffee shop opened (friend owns/manages original branch and DH is supposed to manage this new one once it gets going). If the loan goes through, we will be staying here (4-5 hours away from our hometowns) for a while (the loan will probably take 5 years to pay off). If it doesn't, it looks like we'll be on our way back to Arkansas.

Oh, and did I mention I'm due with DS in 13 days? :P

If the loan works out, here's the situation:

DH manages the coffee shop and takes on an additional part time job to help us make ends meet. (this job pays less than the job he has now, but we won't be paying hundreds of dollars in gas each month and he won't be on 3rd shift anymore). If the coffee shop does well, his pay may be raised.

We have committed ourselves to staying here longer than originally intended (said 3 years and we are coming up on the end of #2 in May). This means our DS will be raised further away from family for longer than we ever anticipated (he was a surprise).

I am stuck w/o a job b/c we have no one here who can watch DS (and even if we did, most of what I made would go to childcare, so it would be sort of pointless).

If this coffee shop thing fails once the loan has been taken out I don't know what will happen. (they are trying to get the loan w/ the original owner's signature and the original shop as collateral and may try w/ DH's signature if that doesn't work by itself) I'm afraid our credit will be hurt (and we've already had DH's emergency appendectomy bills turned into a collections agency).

If the loan doesn't work out, here's the situation:

DH will be jobless in 2-3 weeks (his current job changed his route and now requires he use a truck--we've had one on loan but have to give it back in the beginning of November).

I will not be able to get a teaching job for the next school year because I will need to stay home w/ DS (no one here to watch him) and my license will expire (I haven't gotten to use it yet due to delay in switching from an AR to TN license and lack of job market). I'm not sure what I'll have to do to renew it, but it probably won't be easy or cheap.

We will start getting ready to move back to Arkansas. (can't do this until after DS is born b/c we have Medicare through the TN system, plus we wouldn't want to move when I'm this close to my due date).
Benefits: his brother has a house all to himself that he would share w/ us until we got our own place, the cost of living is much more affordable (payment on houses is less than our current rent), we would have family to help us out and keep DS if needed, we have job connections (family friend can get me subbing/teaching assignments and possibly a full time teaching job, and DH can work with his dad (self employed) or find other work through friends and family members)

Downsides: We will be starting over w/ the job situation, and there is no guarantee that we will find them as easily as anticipated (we were on the hunt for months once we moved here, even though we were told it would be incredibly easy to get them), we aren't sure what we would do church-wise (we don't feel like we fit into the church in DH's hometown and the one in my hometown is 45 min. away, which doesn't lend itself to much involvement), we will be on the hunt for a place to live w/ a new baby (thankfully his brother lives alone and is usually out of town for work during the week, so at least we wouldn't bug him, and he had offered to let us move in w/ him after we first found out we were expecting and the families wanted us to come home).

The thing is, we don't want to move back just because it's the easy thing to do. At the same time, if we do, I don't feel like our time here has been wasted b/c we have grown and learned SO much since being here.

We had been discussing whether or not we should move back for months before the job situation went south, simply because we weren't doing much ministry which was the whole reason we moved here and we felt like the church would be able to move along without us now. Then the second coffee shop thing came up (which would be used as an outreach tool) and we thought we'd found the niche for DH (it's near a college campus and he's done student ministry). However, the church we were partnering with to do the second location has been dragging their feet for months (it was originally expected to be opened by the beginning of October) and it has come to the point that our friend (pastor and owner of 1st shop) decided to take care of things ourselves.

It seems like doors have been opening and then closing lately, and it's nerve wracking to say the least. We're really not sure what to do, but DH feels like we should see what happens with the loan and go from there. If it doesn't work, then he feels like God will have given us a clear answer on what to do. I feel that way too, but I worry about the loan thing b/c God will allow you to make the wrong decision sometimes too. At the same time, I don't see any other option than trying this and seeing what happens.

So tomorrow, DH and our friend will go to a loan meeting at 10 am to determine what happens. I can't believe that our lives will be changing so much (either way it goes) by tomorrow. It makes my head spin. I'm trying my best to trust God and to trust DH. That's all I can do.